Disaster at Studz

A one legged driver (no, I'm not kidding) ran his car through the patio fence of local hangout Studz early one Tuesday evening. Nobody was injured, but the pool and fence was a total loss. One cheap plastic chair and a few potted marigolds were also victims of the "I pressed on the gas instead of the brake" excuse driver.

It all brought back images of a similar accident years ago at the Full Moon Saloon.

Why is it every person who runs into a non-moving object (fence, storefront) who use that excuse are always over the age 60?