You know you live downtown if

You know you live downtown if:

1. You put your garbage at the curb and a line forms alongside the road of people waiting to pick through it.

2. The flop house across the street goes on the market for $850,000.

3. You find Big Gulp glasses laying in your yard every morning.

4. You can't get into a 7-11 without being asked for money by the homeless.

5. You sit on your front porch yelling at drivers who blow through stop signs in front of your house.

6. It's soot and not sooty mold on your plants.

7. There is always a house in the neighborhood with a termite tent over it.